sincerely, Dubya

dear madonna,
just wanted to give ya a holla, and say thanks!
thank you for dropping that god-aweful, fake, british accent.
as you make your media rounds promoting Arthur & The Invisibles, and subsequently stickin' up for everyones 2nd favorite, lesbian talk show host, youve seemed to have dropped the accent.
i cant help but feel like youre adopting babies of different countries, as well as adopting the dialect. before i get too far. do not start talking like a native Malawi woman.
so, once again, thanks! and keep up the good work.
remember your roots--the good ole U.S. of A--where you're more than welcome to go panty-less whilst getting out of a cab, and smack bubble gum during tv interviews.
sincerely,
dubya