sincerely, Dubya

dear livelinks,
your commercial comes on really late at night, and always makes me kinda uneasy. what kind of people call to 'hook up in their area'? i think this is a way to annonymously meet up with a stranger and do the dirty. at least thats what your commercial seems to infer. thats shady to the max.
another thing that boggles my mind- is that LOST star evangiline lily telling me to call?
why does she need to call you, she doesnt even have a phone on that island for petes sake! maybe people reading this letter can tell me if this is really her, or they cast her look a like. either way, its weird.
heres my advice, leave the one night stands with strange people to those of us who go to bars.
sincerely,
dubya