dear giuliana depandi,
your head is a freakin' monstrosity! how do you carry that thing around?!? i wouldnt mind watching E! news live, but the sight of your face/head combination is painful. im not sure why E! keeps you around. its not even like your look is "unique-hot", its more like "unique-circus". somehow, you managed to cram in way too many teeth in a tiny jaw, on your upside down teardrop head. im anticipating your true hollywood story, entitled: giuliana depandi, the alien faced news anchor.
sincerely,
dubya
Pretty sure she's an alien. This makes me believe in UFOs and the possibility of anyone in this wonderful country becoming famous.
ReplyDeleteYes I think she is a little too skinny, but why does society always have to focus on women's looks.
ReplyDeleteOk so then why is that hot dude bill all in love with her then???
ReplyDeletei know shes ugly but how did she get a hot guy like that? Why do the loosers win???
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