sincerely, Dubya

i got this in the mail today:

to this i respond:

dear cupid,

woah, way to drop the F bomb. but hey, i understand where youre coming from... if i had to see myself as a fat, bald, piglet with wings, id be a little bitter too. and by tha by, i wasnt upset about yesterday. it came and went. i dont need an excuse to drink a bottle of wine--> you just gave me incentive. so for that, i actually thank you. see ya next year! and yes, those damn cats will adore me. ass.

sincerely,

dubya