dear ricin,
what the hell? what are you thinking? all of a sudden you show up on campus, in a girls roll of quarters, and all hell breaks loose. i consulted miriam webster, and heres what he had to say: "Ricin is a potent toxin that could be used as an agent of biological warfare or as a WMD. Derived from the beans of the castor plant (Ricinus communis), it is easily and inexpensively produced, is highly toxic, and is stable in aerosolized form. Ricin has no treatment or vaccine."....really cool.

find the whole story by searching through http://www.dailytexanonline.com/

sincerely,
dubya

dear brenna gethers,
after fiiiinally getting to the performances on american idol, you show up and make me want to vomit....on you. yeah, i wait like 12 weeks through crap, cause i guess FOX producers think thats what we want to see. but i got tired of watching bad singers on week two. anyways, back to you---i hope you get the boot! your 'catty-ness' is not fun to watch, and as a matter of fact, hell better freeze over before i hear paula abdul make some cheesy remark like "you just inspired my heart."
sincerely,
dubya
ps.- when you kept doing the ass-drop, while the credits rolled, i was really hoping kinnik sky wouldve come smothered you with her HUGE lips.

dear KIDS, incorporated,
i think your show was overlooked for the stars it created. ok, ok, the new mickey mouse club helped launch the careers of mega stars like britney spears, justin timberlake, kerri russell, j.c. chasez, ryan gosling and christina aguilara. but MMC wasnt the only 'must watch' for 8-12 year olds in the eighties. KIDS, inc was one of those guilty pleasures you just had to watch.... bad acting, sub-par cover songs, and the strange fact parental units were never seen, made this show a hit. who grew up to be famous, you ask? well, a couple d-listers! i.e.-mario lopez, jennifer love hewwitt, fergie from the black eyed peas and that one actor from the new texas chainsaw massacre and six feet under. way to go!
sincerely,
dubya