you officially start today, and lord knows i need you!
thanks for helping co-eds get down and dirty, lose their dignity, & not remember it the next day.

all these things will inevitably happen. cross your fingers its not you.
however, if you dont want to make the pilgrimage to south padre island, cancun, etc, you can always stick around austin and go to South by Southwest.
SXSW is a better choice b/c you catch tons of bands, booze and bad ass-ness.
whatever people choose, i wish the best.
just dont get crabs.
sincerely,
dubya